bronze_ribbons | quite possibly my favorite paragraph ever in the NYT's Vows section

Like the astrophysicists they are ("If you want to impress people, you are an astrophysicist," Mr. Beatty said. "If you want to talk to them, you are an astronomer, and if you don't want to talk to them, you are a physicist."), they scheduled their honeymoon in Norway so they could stay up and watch the midnight sun.

- http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/21/fashion/weddings/a-marriage-made-in-the-heavens.html