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bronze_ribbons[Snape/Lupin, 100 words, R, prompted by her supposition that her readers would have expected the Nutella mentioned in "God of Things As They Ought to Be" "...to be used for kinky purposes. But no: it is far too sacred to Severus to do something like that." As if!]
As Severus continued packing, Remus tossed a familiar oval-shaped container at him. “Here. I’m told it makes matzah palatable.”
Severus snatched the jar of Nutella out of the air. “This is sacred stuff, I’ll have you know!”
Remus wrinkled his nose. “Severus, even I can tell it’s the wrong consistency for lube.”
Still cradling the precious jar, Severus stalked over to Remus and shoved him against the wall. “Lupin,” he breathed, “even you should know that …chemistry… requires multiple ingredients.” He kicked Lupin’s robe to the side.
Lupin smirked ... and then shuddered as Snape’s spread-clad fingers closed around his cock.
As Severus continued packing, Remus tossed a familiar oval-shaped container at him. “Here. I’m told it makes matzah palatable.”
Severus snatched the jar of Nutella out of the air. “This is sacred stuff, I’ll have you know!”
Remus wrinkled his nose. “Severus, even I can tell it’s the wrong consistency for lube.”
Still cradling the precious jar, Severus stalked over to Remus and shoved him against the wall. “Lupin,” he breathed, “even you should know that …chemistry… requires multiple ingredients.” He kicked Lupin’s robe to the side.
Lupin smirked ... and then shuddered as Snape’s spread-clad fingers closed around his cock.
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