Flutterings

Y'all. Y'ALL. My habit of encouraging vegetable-adjacent crackfic continues to bear fruit! [g, d, r]

Candy (DBA beautifulduckweed) wrote this treat for me! It is brilliantly silly, and I cannot stop grinning.

Of All the Worlds of Mice and Men (9576 words) by beautifulduckweed
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Band Sinister - K. J. Charles, The Tsar's indecent hot sauerkraut wrestling ring - Ursula Vernon
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Lord Corvin/Guy Frisby/John Raven/Philip Rookwood, Lord Corvin/Guy Frisby/John Raven/Philip Rookwood & Ivan (Hot Sauerkraut Wrestling)
Characters: Ivan (Hot Sauerkraut Wrestling), Guy Frisby, Philip Rookwood, John Raven, Lord Corvin, Sorcerer of Never (Hot Sauerkraut Wrestling), Wolf (Hot Sauerkraut Wrestling), Firebird (Hot Sauerkraut Wrestling)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Crack Crossover, Possibly the stupidest thing I've written which is a pretty high bar to clear, If you wanted to see the Birdwits & Guy turned into fieldmice boy do I have the fic 4 u, The talking animals still sound like grizzled NYC cops from 80s procedurals for no reason
Summary:

Ivan, the most accomplished hot sauerkraut wrestler the world had ever known, returns to the strange land of Never to foil the evil plans of the Sorcerer who resides there—only to have his own plans foiled by the unexpected appearance of four strange men.

A flash of light accompanied by a loud boom shattered the tranquility of the night. Ivan covered his head and fell to his knees, then looked in the direction of the sound.

Not five feet away from him stood four men, all shouting at each other.

“Corvin, why the devil did you step through when I bloody well told you not to—”

“Look, how do you expect us to learn more about that strange hole in the air without—”

“Where the devil are we? Corvin, you cursed maggotbrain—”

“Oh good lord, is that a wolf?”

NOTE: Possible to read fandom-blind for Hot Sauerkraut; see prefatory notes.


[Past history, you may ask? Sadly, the archive with pixychelle's 2006 eggplant!Snape / carrot!Lupin smut is no longer extant, from what I can tell, but there have been some fine fun times indeed...]

Via el_staplador: Share the final line of five of your fics ...

[Yes, it's been a while. These are neither most recent or most favorite - merely what comes first to mind tonight.]

[Yes, I do intend to write some more someday. And to record more audio. Which reminds me that I have been horribly remiss in not-yet-mentioning Rhea's podfic Ten Hats and Gallon (FAKE). Podfic! Wheeyay!]

In the meantime - meme!

And since he was alone - the rest of his family already asleep, as he himself should have been - Alexander buried his face in his hands and silently wept.
Everything Necessary to Procure (Political RPF - Hamilton/Laurens)

"Let us begin, then."
D'Accord, D'Accord (Harry Potter - Snape/Lupin)

And as the other man leans into him -- eighty-five kilos' worth of affection, passion, and challenge -- Roger begins to fingercomb the exclamation points out of Rafa's thick, dark hair.
Interrobang (Tennis RPF - Fedal)

She pours herself another bowl of cereal while I punch the button on the hot cocoa machine, and once we're sitting across the table from each other, we're exactly where we're supposed to be.
The Cafeteria's Got Everything (Dar Williams's "Alleluia")

The light fades.
One is One and All Alone (The Dark Is Rising)

It's brit_columbia's birthday! and she has asked for FAKE ficlets. There are already some fun offerings from her other admirers at her journal.

As part of the celebration, I decided to see if there was any part of part 5 of "Not as Dumb" that was postable. This has not been beta'd, and I reserve the right to determine this doesn't belong in the story after all (in which case, Brit, you can think of this as an blue cheese tartlet illicitly snuck out of the bakery kitchen for you that then didn't end up on the official menu...).

Anyway, happy birthday, Brit! May there be less stress and more time to write/graze/chill in the year ahead!

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( The next morning, when Ryo woke up... )

Buon compleanno, cara!

Title: Placet
Author: mechaieh
Summary: Ten years after the War, there is what is believed and what is received.
Pairings: Snape/Lupin and Sinistra/Granger; mention of Harry/Draco. Established relationships (backstories not included; HBP not referenced).
Rating: mild R
Disclaimer: I don't own these people; I just like eavesdropping on them. The Wimseys and Parkers originate from Dorothy L. Sayers.
Warnings: Light bondage. More fluff than plot. 2200 words.
Notes: Spawned by discussions here and there; the initial sketch contained just Peter, Harriet, Remus, and Severus at a Handel concert, but the damn bunny kept hopping sideways. Beta'd by the splendid swooop.

( Placet )

Inspired by jane_somebody's "Watchman"

( a TDIR/Wimsey drabble )

(The title's from chapter fourteen of Gaudy Night.)