TIME FREEZE

2/3/26 01:18
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Oh no! Your journey across the dimensions has distressed the fabric of spacetime like a pair of $300 jeans! Annoyed, it traps you in a TIME FREEZE, from which you will be freed in a year and a day because that sounds like a fairy tale and fairy tales are cool.


Hi friends. Your mod team is very tired and needs a lil break. There will be no official Battleship 2026, though there may be unofficial events that happen around the usual Battleship time. (If you're interested in helping with that, please open a general help ticket in the Battleship Discord.) Rest up, make some fun plans for July that you won't have to interrupt with frantic writing/arting/podding, and we'll see you in 2027.

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Event: Traumatic Experiences
Event Link: [community profile] traumaticexperiences
Pinch Hit Link: Current Pinch Hit Post
Due Date: March 8th at 8PM PST

[community profile] traumaticexperiences is a (psychological) trauma themed multifandom exchange. We have 3 unclaimed pinch hits! You must write a fanfiction that is a minimum of 1000 words and include a requested fandom, relationship or solo character, and freeform in your fill. The collection will not reveal until everyone who requested 3 unique fandoms has received a gift that meets the minimum assignment requirements.

Assignment Requirements

PH 2 - Dredge (Video Game), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), 間の楔 | Ai no Kusabi (Anime)

PH 6 - Given (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Wind Breaker (Anime), Outlast (Video Games)

PH 7 - Four Assassins (2011), RoboCop (Movies 1987-1993), Half-Life (Video Games), Crossing Jordan (TV 2001)

For more details/to claim, view the pinch hit post.

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28/2/26 10:45
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This morning I tested out the new microphone. Once I'm a sufficient distance away from it (something I'm going to have to get used to), the sound quality isn't bad, but I can hear a tiny bit of flickering in the background. Not the biggest problem while podficcing; it will be an improvement there, at least. Streaming with it is another matter. Perhaps it might not even be audible much of the time, but there are times it probably will be. How to get rid of it I do not know. Maybe I should try to figure out this Razer Synapse thing that I ended up installing when I first plugged it in?
I haven't figured out how to get those two pesky final files off my old computer either. Though one thing I am hoping to go buy today is a new external hard drive. I had already started to suspect that sooner or later, I may need it, and if the old computer can register a connection to it, that would surely be a way to move those files.
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I have a long catch-up post this month, as I was traveling across the January to February transition! I spent a month in Tokyo then, and though I didn’t expect to read very much during the trip, I ended up fitting in a couple of books (and a couple of duds).

A Room Above A Shop by Anthony Shapland
This debut novel tells a story about two unnamed Welsh men, called M and B, who fall in love during the 1980s. The book focuses on their experience of staying closeted and hiding their relationship from the others in their small Welsh town. Outwardly, they take the appearance of a shop owner and his live-in apprentice. Shapland’s prose is sparse and atmospheric, which along with the indirect way of addressing characters and glancing, in-the-know references to Welsh history, make for an extremely stylized read which has been recognized with awards and in reviews. It’s a short, quick book, and so I would recommend it broadly—not because I think it’s generally palatable, but because it’s an easy dose to take.

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The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis
The Rules of Attraction starts midsentence. I knew this, but forgot, and flipped back and forth in my eBook to confirm that I hadn’t skipped a page. Later, reading Wikipedia, I learned that many readers over the years have also treated this as a mistake in the printing—a shared experience. The book continues chaotically from there.

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The Painted Veil by W. Somerset Maugham
This was my third Maugham, a choice made by happenstance once I realized that I would have many 20-30 minute rides on the Tokyo Metro with not much to do but read or think. The Painted Veil was on my phone, short, and I’d forgotten any summary of it. Let me attempt one now: Kitty Fane is an Englishwoman displaced to Tching-Yen (fictional Hong Kong) by her marriage to Walter Fane, a bacteriologist working under the colonial government. She is unhappy in her marriage, which she chose because of the impending date of her younger sister’s own to a wealthier man, and in the two years since her move she’s begun an affair with the older, handsome Assistant Colonial Secretary, Charlie Townsend. Walter discovers this affair, and the aftermath of this discovery is the meat of the book, in which the Fanes face a cholera epidemic and Kitty, now disillusioned with Charlie and in a remote outpost with more limited company, completes a transition from frivolity to self-actualization.

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Two DNFs:

  • Providence by Craig Willse A professor at a small liberal arts college in Ohio (modeled significantly after my own undergrad!) becomes obsessed with a mysterious and dangerous student. Willse writes a convincing and funny take on the elite rural midwestern SLAC, and an unconvincing take on why an English professor with a tenure-track appointment would ruin life and career for a nineteen year old boy.

  • George Passant by C. P. Snow Small-town politicking in exurban 1920s England. The opening incident is a fascinatingly direct tale of homosexual attraction ruining a man’s reputation, but after that Snow’s writing loses focus, and his blank-slate narrator fails to persuade me to attend to any of the actors in this slow-moving drama.


K2: Life and Death on the World’s Most Dangerous Mountain by Ed Viesturs with David Roberts
Ed Viesturs is an American mountaineer famous for climbing all fourteen mountains taller than 8000m, and in this book he takes on K2, the second tallest of those after Everest. He explores the history of climbing on K2 through the stories of a half-dozen notable expeditions on the mountain, looking at the challenges, failures, and mistakes in each of those years. Viesturs refrains from defining success as a complete ascent of the mountain, though of course that figures—he takes the more interesting approach of discussing teamwork, technique, and technical feats by the climbers. Though somewhat jargon-y, it’s still easy to follow the action in the book, and between Viesturs’ appreciation for the emotions of mountaineering and Roberts’ presumable editing and writing contributions, the book flew by.

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Minimum: 5000 words, or a comic that is 5 pages or 20 panels long, or a podfic 5000 words or greater
Due: March 13th at 10pm EDT
 
 
PH 4 - Alan Wake (Video Games), Control (Video Game), Max Payne (Video Game) 
 
PH 9 - 阴阳师 | Yīn Yáng Shī | The Yin-yang Master (Movies - Guo Jingming), 밤에 피는 꽃 | Knight Flower (TV), 陰陽師 | Onmyouji (Anime 2023) 
 
 PH 13 - Monster - Urasawa Naoki (Anime & Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), The Shadow (1994) 
 
 PH 22 - NoPixel (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs 

 
 
Claim via emailing TavinaFanfiction@gmail.com or by commenting at https://au5k.dreamwidth.org/15169.html

Thank you for considering our pinch hits! 

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Event: Three is Not a Crowd
Event link: [community profile] threeisnotacrowd
Pinch hit link: PHs post at our comm
Due date: February 24 2026 23:59 (GMT-3)

We have the following PHs looking for a loving home.

PH 9 - Superman (Movie 2025), The Librarians (TV 2014), Leverage (US TV 2008), Star Trek: The Original Series, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Trek: Voyager, Constantine (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Crossover Fandom

PH 10 - Marvel Cinematic Universe, KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Heated Rivalry (TV), 9-1-1 (TV), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Teen Wolf

PH 11 - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Bugsnax (Video Game)

PH 12 - The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008), Original Work



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21/2/26 15:51
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Have been thinking about this both due to visiting a friend's place and due to looking at my own sofa.

Presuming that you are a household of at least two people who share a sofa and sit on different ends regularly enough to establish butt patterns...

Poll #34248 butts, lol
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 7


Are your butt dent patterns different?

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yes, easily attributable to sitting pattern or weight, etc
4 (57.1%)

yes but not sure why
1 (14.3%)

not particularly
0 (0.0%)

we don't have consistent ends of the sofa
2 (28.6%)



I definitely squash the cushions (butt and back) more than my wife and I have no idea why. Periodically we flip the cushions to the other side so that mine aren't flat all the time.

Also, I put in 'we don't have consistent ends of the sofa' as a poll option because I'm always surprised that some people don't live in patterns the way I live in patterns but not having sofa sitting patterns is an insane idea to me, for the record.
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Event: Five Figure Fanwork Exchange - multifandom gift exchange for 5k+ fanfic and 20+ panel comic-style fanart
Event link: [community profile] fffx / https://fffx.dreamwidth.org
Pinch hit link: https://fffx.dreamwidth.org/tag/pinch+hits
Due date: 11:59pm EDT, Sunday 8 March

Five Figure Fanwork Exchange is seeking pinch hitters who can create a story of at least 5,000 words or a comic of at least 20 panels. We've already delayed once and we'd be very grateful if pinch hitters could help us avoid delaying again!

Pinch hits are available to pick up in the following fandoms with the following minimum requirements:

ART
Fandoms available to fulfil with art - 40-panel comic or 20-panel comic needed )


Fandoms available to fulfil with art - 20-panel comic only needed )


FIC
Fandoms available to fulfil with fic - 10k fic needed )


Fandoms available to fulfil with fic - 10k fic or 5k fic needed )


Fandoms available to fulfil with fic - 5k fic only needed )

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19/2/26 20:39
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I just finished Basingstoke's gorgeous HR fic and it rocked my socks so much. And made me laugh. And occasionally made me teary. But mostly it just brought me joy.

Lovers, or, English is a damn funny language (77847 words) by Basingstoke
Chapters: 24/24
Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Characters: Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Svetlana Vetrova
Additional Tags: no beta we die like Shane's attempts at heterosexuality, Post-Episode: s01e06 The Cottage (Heated Rivalry), Coming Out, Disordered Eating, Dirty Talk, Depression, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - CPTSD, Suicidal Ideation, Past Domestic Violence, Toxic Family Dynamics, Outing, Found Family, Pittsburgh, look I just think Ilya would really vibe with pittsburgh, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, do not take legal advice from this fic, Handwaving, English is this authors's first language and I'm mad about it, threesome teasing but no threesomes, Original Character(s)
Summary:

Ilya asked Shane’s father while Shane and his mother were talking outside: “Is boyfriends correct? Lovers is incorrect, but I am not sure what is correct.”

“Well,” Mr. Hollander said. “‘Lovers’ is usually used for, hm, a mistress or an affair. Something kind of sordid. Though--you would say Romeo and Juliet is a play about two lovers,” he said. He paused his knife on the chopping board. “Somehow that’s right and using it for real people isn’t right. English is a damn funny language, Ilya."

“Yes,” Ilya said from the bottom of his heart.

Endurance sport

17/2/26 10:58
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It's the Winter Olympics, and that means long hours sitting on the sofa or otherwise seeing what I can do within reasonable proximity of the television. A European location and CET is a treat for UK viewing times after the past two were in China and South Korea. I have been taking advantage.

* Cross-country. Good course, slightly mixed conditions, fun racing. I hate the GOAT concept, but even I will admit that as far as men's XC goes, Johannes Høsflot Klæbo really is it. You've won 107 World Cup races out of 189 starts but never even podiumed in this particular format? Nope, no problem taking that gold. I have to give him credit. It's not only the fitness, the strength, the speed, the focus and professionalism of training, it's the superb technique and understanding of his own abilities and how to use them. Less medal-tastic, the British men - and woman again, hurray - are doing well with new highest placings for GB. Of the FIS/IOC quotas massive misjudgment that denied us a relay team, I shall not bore you. Of the Swedish women's relay fail - my goodness, I've never seen hubris clobbered so hard by nemesis (even with the eventual silver medal). Heia Norge!

* Alpine skiing. Gorgeous scenery, enjoyable races, brilliant performances by Federica Brignone among others. Mostly I watch it and want to be on a mountain.

* Figure skating. A horrible demonstration of what is wrong with the men's discipline at the moment and how the points system incentivises failure rather than delivery. Deserved medals for those who held their nerve and actually showed what they could do more (gold) or less (silver). It did make me wonder how much Ilia Malinin had trained how to respond when things go wrong. I don't normally watch pairs, but watching the last 5-6 last night was a stark contrast.

* Curling. Sorry, I still cannot care about bowls on ice, although I appreciate the skills required, but you really can't rely on a gentleman's code at Olympic level competition, and they're paying the price for not having got their act together on that front sooner. Good for Sweden, honestly, for dragging the issue into the open.

And many others. I don't care about slopestyle etc, but an evening or two every four years is highly entertaining. Biathlon relay shooting meltdowns await. Can Nordic Combined get the viewing figures to save itself before the IOC uses its own refusal to admit women as an excuse to boot the whole sport for being unequal because they weren't allowed to be equal? How on earth do the luge/skeleton competitors possibly find that fun??

But ah, the snow! We have had about 2mm shortly after new year here, and otherwise it feels like it has been solid rain for more than three months. Just seeing the snow, whether under bright skis or pelting down (alas, poor ski jumpers) is a real treat.
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16/2/26 11:32
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The old computer was unchanged this morning. I've gotten almost everything off it now. I forgot one file I wanted to grab, and two of them refused to go onto the flash drives, even zipped, claiming they're too big, and my initial attempts to transfer them by other means have failed; that's probably going to be a next weekend problem.
At least I have now completed one years-long endeavour: by far the longest podfic I have ever recorded. Editing it has been an education in itself. Though even now I'm now much better at getting rid of clicks and such, to remove all the sound glitches from this one remained impossible. I'll actually be testing out my new microphone by recording something a little shorter on it, and if it fixes that problem, it'll be worth it for that even if the whole streaming thing doesn't work out.

Title: In the Closet of Our Discretion
Author: firefright
Original Fic: here (Only viewable by registered AO3 users)
Fandom: Critical Role
Characters: Caleb/Essek, the Mighty Nein
Music: "Made You Look" by Peak & Pitch
Disclaimer: Characters from show. Original fic by firefright. Music isn't mine either.
Warning: Some reference to both these characters' issues. Also some very mild sexual content, enough to get the original fic an M rating.

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