bronze_ribbons: scando-style bird on branch (yuletide bird)
I'd planned to stay completely on the sidelines this year, but I looked at pinch-hitters' prompts on Christmas Eve and an EPH Christmas morning, so these happened:

belly and breath and growl and beating heart (100 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welsh Mountains, Unspecified Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Tryfan, Rhinog Fach, Yr Wyddfa, Y Carneddau
Additional Tags: unapologetically carnivorous peaks, Drabble
Summary:

Some mountains sassing one another while time passes / passing time.



Unpolished but not unfinished (100 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Boston Public Library Statues
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: The Lions
Additional Tags: Drabble


Such Dark Enjoyment (717 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jerry Crozier/Alec Pyne-ffoulkes
Characters: Jerry Crozier, Alec Pyne-ffoulkes
Additional Tags: Somnophilia, Established Relationship, Character Study, Consensual Somnophilia
Summary:

Jerry hadn't previously seen anything appealing in the notion of fucking an unconscious body. But.



Also! Thanks to a separate event (Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange), the story I wrote for Yuletide 2022 is now a beautifully recorded podfic!

[podfic] Paper Beats Duke (6 words) by AirgiPodSLV
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 掷裴武公诗 | A Poem Thrown at Martial Duke Pei - 介胄鬼 | An Armored Ghost, Unspecified Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Additional Tags: Tang Dynasty (618-907 CE), Blacksmithing, Ghosts, Poetry, War, Brush Writing
Summary:

A podfic of 'Paper Beats Duke' by ribbons.

Author's Summary: Where the poem thrown at Martial Duke Pei came from.

bronze_ribbons: two bunnies greet each other with carrots behind their backs (yuletide secrets)
Happy 2023, y'all! Here's to as happy and healthy a year as the fates allow.

December. Well. )

Yuletide 2022: Being as extra as last year wasn't in the cards, but it was still a fine time. ChalionKat picked me up as a pinch-hit and sent Sins of the Cities' Mark Braglewicz and Justin Lazarus to fix Oliver Twist - a gift that was a delight to find under the tree not just for its own sake but because of the longtime grudge my husband holds against Dickens, who dissed a great-great's manuscript with the words "I would sooner dine on a boiled glove." Take that, Charles!

I was assigned to lnhammer, which delighted me because the prompt for "A Poem Thrown at Martial Duke Pei" began with "WTF was Duke Pei thinking, burning a poem he knows is by a ghost?"

What with Fic in a Box (FIAB) fills and the promised continuation of a birthday present occupying the front burners, I didn't plan to draft the story until December, but after poking around the web over a couple of nights, it was clear that I would need to visit both the public and university libraries to get a better idea of (1) what the armor looked like, and (2) the terrain the ghost and the duke had traversed.


The top volume is Donald B. Wagner's Iron and Steel in Ancient China (Leiden: Brill, 1993).

Not pictured: Charles Benn's Daily Life in Traditional China: The Tang Dynasty (Westport: Greenwood, 2002), which was so idiosyncratic in style and substance that my eyebrows were hitting my hairline before I'd made it through the front matter. I'd also worked on an exhibition of samurai armor some years ago, and while its objects were of a different country and a later era, I revisited the catalogue anyway, as part of a general feeling-around-to-find-the-story phase.

Around this time, I also took a stroll through the FIAB list of mediums while compiling my pinch-hitter's wishlist, and that's when I learned about the golden shovel poetry form originated by Terence Hayes. Despite the game plan I'd sketched out, and my history of being able to write 1000-3000+ words of solid fic in a single night when necessary (or inspired), I was feeling twitchy about not having locked onto any part of the story yet, so I started a set of shovels to have something potentially submittable, with an idea of working through "Sir Orfeo" as well as the Chinese ghosts.

But then the key questions materialized in my head. Specifically: how did the ghost throw a sheet of paper, and how did the words get to us post-incineration? Once I realized those were the questions I wanted to answer, I started a file with the working title "The Stick Avenges the Sword." The first two paragraphs were slow to take shape - I think I was averaging 2-3 sentences a day - but then the rest of the story jelled in one or two sittings. I waited until the 8th to upload them in case anything else came to mind, and finetuned some spots on the 14th.

Paper Beats Duke (1384 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 掷裴武公诗 | A Poem Thrown at Martial Duke Pei - 介胄鬼 | An Armored Ghost, Unspecified Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Additional Tags: Tang Dynasty (618-907 CE), Blacksmithing, Ghosts, Poetry, War, Brush Writing
Summary:

Where the poem thrown at Martial Duke Pei came from.



Shovels Stranded on a Riverbank (353 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 幽恨诗 | Poem of Hidden Resentment - 安邑坊女 | A Woman of Anyi Lane, 掷裴武公诗 | A Poem Thrown at Martial Duke Pei - 介胄鬼 | An Armored Ghost, 虎丘石壁鬼 | Three Poems by a Ghost on a Stone Wall in Huqiu, Unspecified Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Additional Tags: Poetry, Ghosts, Don't Have to Know Canon
Summary:

A trio of golden shovels based on the following:

1. Poem of Hidden Resentment, A Woman of Anyi Lane
2. A Poem Thrown at Martial Duke Pei, An Armored Ghost
3. Three Poems, The Ghost of a Stone Wall in Huqiu

ETA: It turns out there are several makes of golden shovels. The one in play here is the Masterclass variation, where a word from each line of the source is used as the end-word of the corresponding line of the new poem.



In addition to savoring the comments on and recs of my own work, I had the pleasure of secretly, gleefully delighting in the reactions to PerfectlySteadfast's "Courtship," which I beta'd.
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updated 10.21.2022 with crossover prompts

Wheeyay! Thank you so much for offering / plotting to write for me! I'm [archiveofourown.org profile] ribbons at AO3. I am thrilled by treats as well as luck of the draw. :)

Optional details are optional -- if your bunny hares off to some other destination, go whither it wilt. :D

Likes: competence, characters astounding or annoying others by being matter-of-fact, characters being matter-of-fact about being extra, older women being terrifyingly awesome and awesomely terrifying

DNW: incest, underage, preg/babies/kids center stage, humiliation, unhappy ending, slavefic

Poirot - Agatha Christie - Maud Dane Calthorp
I love her! If you'd rather write her pre-Pale Horse (i.e., Moving Finger) and post this as a Marple instead of Poirot universe story, that would totally be cool with me. She's wonderful at either age (and before, and beyond). To see her inflicting her candor / eccentricity / perceptiveness on other Christie characters or OCs or people/creatures in my other fandoms would be glorious. I haven't seen the TV adaptations, so please stick with book canons.


Cynster Family Saga - Therese Osbaldestone
I love her! She steals every scene she's in. I'm particularly fond of her involvement with the characters in the Christmas chronicles, with Caro Sutcliffe, and with Devil's Brood, but I'll be delighted at any glimpse of her machinations, counselling, etc.


Page & Sommers - Mrs. Patel
I love her! The glimpses we got of her in Missing Page were maddeningly, tantalisingly brief. Please show me more of her being fabulous at her job and making things happen!


Sins of the Cities - Justin Lazarus & Mark Braglewicz
I love the glimpses we get of the working vibe between these two. I want more, please. I'm familiar with Lilywhite Boys, so feel free to move the action forward and to involve members of the younger generation. If you want to add characters from other universes (KJC's England World, other Victorian/Edwardian-era mysteries, etc.) to amp up the mayhem, I'm all for it.


Periodic Table (Anthropomorphic)- Zirconium
This one's pure ego: I'm "zirconium" on Twitter and other platforms, and not gonna lie, I like showing up in stories.

Hard, lustrous, silvery . . . but will burn in air. - Emsley, The Elements


Fandom-specific DNW: Let us not speak of #MinCup. Too soon.



Here are a handful of random prompts to spark ideas. Since all of my requests are gen, I daresay these are more likely to apply to situations the characters may be observing or solving...

  • '"I have come," said the man, who was Wildeve. "You give me no peace. Why do you not leave me alone? I have seen your bonfire all the evening." The words were not without emotion, and retained their level tone as if by a careful equipoise between imminent extremes.' (Thomas Hardy, Return of the Native)

  • "But way back where I come from, we never mean to bother
    We don't like to make our passions other people's concern
    And we walk in the world of safe people
    And at night we walk into our houses and burn" (Dar Williams, "Iowa")

  • "At some time in the late 1940s, on the occasion of a concert in Cambridge, I was told of two graduate students in English at Harvard who had built what I believe was a clavichord. Such reports usually arrive with an invitation to inspect a cherished and totally unplayable instrument. Having contrived politely to dodge the invitation, I never found out what the qualities of this instrument might have been." (Ralph Kirkpatrick, foreword to Frank Hubbard's Three Centuries of Harpsichord Making)

  • "Just had a visit from the Dutchman who works here & writes poetry incessantly. I hope he wasn't one of your problems too. One poem this time is about his soul fermenting in a barrel of sauerkraut. He's so grateful to God for sending him such marvelous ideas, but personally I'm afraid God is playing tricks on him." (Elizabeth Bishop, letter to Robert Lowell, 18 July 1950)

  • "I think it's a huge mistake to think you have to burn bright for your whole life. You cannot sustain it. It's exhausting, and it's not very realistic." (Drew Barrymore, interviewed by Laura Brown, 2016)




  • Crossover prompts (should the Two for One mini-challenge be your kind of jam)

    Potential Fandom Combinations: Cynster Family Saga / Society of Gentlemen, Cynster Family Saga / Band Sinister, Cynster Family Saga / creator's choice of fandom, Poirot - Agatha Christie / Page & Sommers, Page & Sommers / Will Darling Adventures, Sins of the Cities / England World, Sins of the Cities / Sherlock Holmes, Sins of the Cities / creator's choice of fandom

    Prompts:
    I am here for Therese Osbaldestone terrorizing gentlemen in any universe. (I don't mind spoilers and am willing to enjoy things canon-blind.)

    Same with Maud Dane Calthorp getting on with some of the women in Page & Sommers' circles.

    Same with Justin and Mark investigating or countermanding weird or merely sordid ish in other Victorian- or Edwardian era realms.




    Again, thank you for offering to write for me. I look forward to opening my gift on Christmas!

    Ribbons
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    ==Yuletide==

    Because if one can't be a little bit extra in the midst of death (*) and despair, then when? (**)

    More important, the recipients plus others (including writers whose work I've admired from afar) seemed to like them. Pieces at both the ends of the length spectrum (i.e., at least two of the drabbles and the longest story) got rec'ed. The drabbles were a way to relax; I ended up racing the countdown clocks for both the main and Madness collections to get revisions and coding in place in time.

    Total: 1 pinch-hit, 2 full-length treats, 30 drabbles (and umpteen outlines/sketches for future NYR or exchange fics)

    Fandoms: England Series (KJ Charles), Will Darling Adventures (KJ Charles), The Dark Is Rising Sequence (Susan Cooper), Le nozze di Figaro, Henry IV Part 1, Hot Goth Lady and Himbo Witch and Fair Maiden, Florida Man Catches Alligator in Trash Bin, Duolingo Welsh Course, Yudah Cohen (Rebecca Fraimow), Simon Feximal/Green Men (KJ Charles), Lord Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers), Sotherans


    The pinch-hit

    Lie Still, Ye Thief (8015 words) for Ferritin4
    Fandoms: England Series - K. J. Charles, Henry IV Part 1 - Shakespeare
    Rating: Mature
    Summary: Theatre manager Frank Benson favours a certain type of actor. Archie and Daniel are added to his Henry IV anyway.

    The recipient provided perfect prompts for this -- guiding without confining. I am indebted to [personal profile] rymenhild for pushing me to make this twice as good as the drafts sent to her on super-short notice.


    The full-size treats

    Sharpening (7789 words) for leiascully
    Fandom: Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
    Rating: Explicit
    Summary: Jane looks back and moves forward. Will and Bran share what they can.

    What the recipient asked for: "I'm an inveterate Will/Bran shipper, but I also love Will/Bran/Jane. I'd even be interested in Will gently pushing Bran/Jane together because he's an Old One and will have to leave them at some point. I love stories where Bran still has a little magic, or sort of remembers, or sometimes his heritage shines through in some other way. I like Will trying to live a relatively normal life. I like Jane coming into her own."

    Beta'd by the beauteous [personal profile] aunty_marion, who also answered ninth-hour queries about onions and pence for the other treat I pulled together . . .

    Put to Their Books (6 chapters + notes) for azurewaxwing
    Fandoms: Sotherans (Twitter), England Series - K. J. Charles, The Will Darling Adventures - K.J. Charles, Undisclosed Fandom
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Dramatis personae: Oliver, Chris, Rebekah, and Rosie (Sotherans); Daniel da Silva, Archie Curtis, Fenella Carruth, and Patricia Merton (England); Kim Secretan and Phoebe Stephens-Prince (WDA)
    Summary: Beleaguered booksellers. Reincarnated operatives. Things get social.

    Me troubleshooting CSS tags at 2 a.m. on Boxing Day = people dealing with "some assembly required" overnight on behalf of Santa. Totally worth it. :)


    The drabbles (non-explicit unless otherwise indicated)

    Le nozze di Figaro | The Marriage of Figaro - Mozart/Da Ponte
    Di dolcezza e di piacer (Contessa/Cherubino) for foxtwin

    Hot Goth Lady and Himbo Witch and Fair Maiden (Tumblr Post)
    Love Is Not a Cinch for epicycles

    Florida Man Catches Alligator in Trash Bin
    Running Scales (Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia pledge and alligator) for FandomisOhana

    Duolingo Welsh Course
    Noson hir yn y glwb nos (Owen and too many parsnips) for sabinelagrande

    Yudah Cohen Series - Rebecca Fraimow
    Und mir haltn zikh in eynem (descendants) for imperfectcircle
    Un mir zaynen freylekh munter (ghost klezmer band) for partypaprika

    Simon Feximal Series - K. J. Charles/Green Men Series - K. J. Charles
    Light on the Blue (Jo/Sam) for torakowalski

    The Will Darling Adventures - K.J. Charles
    Letting Rip (Teddy, Maisie, Phoebe, Kim, Will) for Luna
    E dico ben, se 'l voler no me muta (Will/Kim) for dkwilliams
    Conveyance (Maisie/Phoebe) for Sixthlight
    Fashioning Channels (Maisie/Phoebe, Kim/Will) for brutti_ma_buoni
    Daimlers Are a Girl's Best Friend (Kim/Will, Maisie/Phoebe) for azurewaxwing

    The Will Darling Adventures - K.J. Charles x Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
    Outside the Primrose League (Will, about Lord Peter) for pressdbtwnpages

    The Will Darling Adventures - K.J. Charles x England Series - K. J. Charles
    Improper Intelligence (Kim, about Jimmy Yoxall) for Jenett
    And Beautiful (Will and Daniel) for FairestCat
    Foresight (Kim/Will) for celli
    Prideful (Archie/Daniel) for Sixthlight
    It Tutors Nature (Maisie, Laura, Phoebe, Fen) for scintilla10
    Standing (Kim, about Daniel and Will) for Roga


    England Series - K. J. Charles
    Sounding: Daniel and Sounding: Archie (Archie/Daniel; explicit) for goseaward
    I will unclasp a secret book (Archie/Daniel) for Ferritin4
    Skill Born of Long Practice (Archie/Daniel) for Jenett


    Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
    The Lady brought home a west wind (Will/Jane/Bran) for leiascully
    The Path Taken (Will/Jane/Bran) for coralysendria
    Usefully Jolly (Merriman & Ellen Drew) for magelette
    Towards the Light Is Striving (Merriman) for sageness
    A New Verse (Will/Bran) for Rimedio
    Not Any Man's (Gwen Stanton, Will/Bran, Robin Stanton) for sultrybutdamaged
    Slicing Ginger (Black Rider/Will; explicit) for blueteak


    (* Got a "Call me" message yesterday afternoon, about someone I had danced and taught with. The silver lining was a chance to catch up with the messenger, a friend I hadn't talked to in months.)
    (** I'm mostly kidding. IRL I'm highly allergic to drama and maddeningly matter-of-fact. But I really did have a fine time crafting this lot.)

    ==The rest of the year==

    The Dark Is Rising (drabbles)
    "Impact Factor" (Will and Bran)
    "Fearful Parallel" (Jane/Will)

    England Series
    "Competence" (15824 words) for whetherwoman
    "Matter of Fact" (404 words)
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    My "marked for later" queue is outta control, but here are a few more fics I ended up lingering over this week . . .

    Little Women, Hot Goth/Himbo Witch/Fair Maiden, Miss Marple/Good Omens, Hilary Tamar, Twelfth Night (Edwardian), Addams Family )
    Tags:
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    Squee!

    my gift: The Traveler in Black )



    As usual, a lot of reads have been shunted to my "for later" queue, because due dates and illness, bah. But from what I've managed to consume so far, here are some additional recs:
    England Series, Dark Is Rising, Yudah Cohen, Will Darling, Sotherans, Duolingo Welsh, Hamlet, xkcd )


    Jennifer Egan's "Black Box" -- I am not done reading this yet, because it is intense. Those of you into spy stories (especially honeypot missions) may want to take a look.




    Not Yuletide, but posted on 25 December, and possibly of interest to the Sayers/Charles fanatics:

    "Exit, pursued by a bear" (mentioned in my previous entry) shows up in "התחלה" (Beginning), a Lord Peter Wimsey/Will Darling Adventures crossover by Ellendili. I am not Hebrew-literate, so I resorted to Google Translate, which was worth it for (among other things) the glimpse of my beloved Countess of Severn and Thames. The author has earlier stories in both fandoms as well.
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    Second Journey (358 words) by Rimedio
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: xkcd, xkcd 1190 (Time)
    Rating: General Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Characters: Main female (xkcd), Main male (xkcd), Map Girl (xkcd), OFC
    Additional Tags: Adventure, Journey, Art
    Summary:

    Some years after the events in "Time," the map woman sets out on a journey of her own.

    Tags:
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    From 2009: POEM (1056 words) by ishafel
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: RPF - 20th-21st c Arts and Sciences
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Characters: Frank O'Hara, Edward Gorey
    Summary:

    Frank and Ted's excellent adventure. 1948




    What it says on the tin. I basically start making squeaking noises every time I reread the opening:


    Listen, Ted. Enough. Enough with the alphabet already. We believe that you know it. Friday night, six inches of snow. (But that's CAMBRIDGE IN DECEMBER.)

    There has to be a party somewhere. Something that doesn't involve tiny detailed black and white drawings of people who don't actually exist.


    And then Frank doesn't shut up, and I imagine Ted burrowing deeper and deeper into a gigantic Edwardian fur coat, and it's just glorious, and only a bejeweled slice of fruitcake with a mug of good coffee could make the rereading better.

    (Also, I miss Boston. Friends live there; friends of friends are moving there; I dreamed of some of those friends two nights ago, and had planned to see them two years ago, but now it's looking like it will be another two years before the stars miiiiight align. Which is better than never again, but still.)
    Tags:
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    The Water-Horse (9707 words) by Thamiris
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Arthurian Mythology
    Rating: Explicit
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Characters: Sir Gawain, The Green Knight, Bertilak de Hautdesert
    Additional Tags: Slash, Drama, Mythology - Freeform, Arthurian legend - Freeform, Adventure
    Summary:

    In the year after the events at Hautdesert, as Gawain tries to reassemble his life, he finds that a few pieces are missing.

    Note: For Adara



    Originally published for Yuletide 2004. Rereading this is especially bittersweet since Thamiris died in 2007. As I wrote back about this fic back then -- and, it's still true -- "If I had a slash top ten, it would be on the list more often than not. It's sexy and sad and funny and lyrical and knowing, and the line "If you're going to stop, kill me now, because I swear I'll kill you if I have to cut off your head a hundred times" -- oh, wow.

    On a more cheerful and merry note, from 2009:
    Shame To Them Who Think Evil Of This (1020 words) by Rymenhild
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Gawain/Bertilak/Bertilak's Lady
    Summary:

    Sir Gawain has already learned one lesson today, but Bertilak and his lady have more left to teach him.



    It's in verse. And the Translator's Note is gold.
    Tags:
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    Altogether Your World (9554 words) by Slantedlight
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
    Rating: Not Rated
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    Relationships: Bran Davies/Will Stanton
    Characters: Bran Davies, Will Stanton (Dark is Rising), Jane Drew
    Summary:

    Will Stanton has been watching for years, and now it seems there's something to see.



    What I keep coming back to in this Yuletide 2020 story is the happy Will/Bran dynamic, where they're cheerfully sassing each other, as they did from their very first meeting. For instance, when Will hosts Bran at the place he's house-sitting . . .


    "Speaking of kettles – tea or coffee?”

    “Have you got the kind that percs in the kitchen, or do you make all the noises yourself?”

    “Nothing but Nescafe’s best for you…”

    “Tea it is, then,” Bran said easily, following him down the short hallway to the living room, and dropping his rucksack onto the floor.


    And:

    Bran struck a pose, lifting a foot onto the sofa, one hand on his hip, and the other flourished in the air, then held Will’s gaze and declaimed.

    “Mi gerddaf gyda thi drwy weddill f'oes,
    Pan fydd yr haul ar fryn neu'r dyddiau'n groes;
    A phan ddaw'r alwad draw, pwy wyr pa awr,
    Mi gerddaf gyda thi i’r freuddwyd fawr. ”*


    He should have looked ridiculous, and he’d started with a mocking twist on his lips that suggested he’d meant to, but the light from the fire caught him so that his hair shone white-gold, and his eyes flashed with age and history, and for that minute he was the Pendragon again. There was a pause when he’d finished, until he tossed his head in dismissal and plonked himself back down on the couch beside Jane.

    “Well I never,” Will said at last. “And do you speak Welsh?”

    And they were off then – Bran launching himself across the table to Jane’s surprised shout, tussling and giggling until they were breathless.





    Die ich retten kann is incapability87's German translation of "Those I Can Save," which I wrote for Snupin Santa 2007. That fic also sparked three delightful illustrations by Dido, featuring Hooch, Snape, Lupin, two kids, and a cow.

    Dido's Assorted HP Gift Fanart by Didodikali
    Chapter 3: Illos for Those I Can Save for Bronze Ribbons



    I keep humming "Lo, How a Rose Is Blooming." It's used so well in When Harry Met Santa (the Norwegian postal service m/m romance par excellence), and last night I was caught up in a rendition by Sting and friends in a Durham Cathedral concert (about 18 minutes in).
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    Having wrapped up a big GOTV mailing a few hours ago, I am pulling together an odds-and-ends letter to my friend Rae, which means being amused anew by some recent commentary on D. H. Lawrence, who is one of the reasons I chose not to specialize in modernism for my MA (having realized I couldn't abide the prospect of teaching or discussing his work with a straight face the rest of my career. There was a thread on K. J. Charles's Twitter feed with these opening shots:





    . . . and then (having gotten to it a bit late) D.J. Taylor's Wall Street Journal review of Frances Wilson's Burning Man, which included these choice observations:


    It is to the author’s great credit, then, that hardly any of the vast pile of dirt that has accumulated around Lawrence in the 90-odd years since his death is swept under the carpet. Ms. Wilson, who has written biographies of Thomas De Quincey and Dorothy Wordsworth, knows that D.H. Lawrence’s reputation has been in the doldrums for nearly half a century; that feminists loathe his phallocentric view of the world; that his sulks, sneers and general intransigence would disgrace a child of 5; and that to deny any of this would be a calamitous mistake. Significantly, some of the worst put-downs of Lawrence are filed by mild-mannered quietists. E.M. Forster, accused by Lawrence of ignoring his “own basic, primal being,” complained that he liked “the Lawrence who talks to Hilda [the maid] and sees birds and is physically restful and wrote The White Peacock [Lawrence’s first novel, published in 1911] . . . but I do not like the deaf impercipient fanatic who has nosed over his own little sexual round until he believes that there is no other path for others to take.”



    There is something rather satisfying about the final conundrum that Frances Wilson sets out to solve. This is the question of what, after his death at Vence in the hills above Nice, happened to his ashes. Ms. Wilson reckons they were taken back to New Mexico and eaten by mesdames Brett, Dodge Luhan and his widow. But, then, Lawrence had spent a lifetime consuming the people around him. They could have been forgiven for getting a little of their own back.




    On a more palatable note, I came across [archiveofourown.org profile] daisyninjagirl's More Loving One Sense and Sensibility AU while checking on something else I wanted to mention to Rae. It was both absorbing and satisfying. My plans for today hadn't included devouring 86K of Elinor Dashwood/Colonel Brandon, but these things happen.

    I am not letting myself look at some of the source material for Jewltide until I finish the things that were already on my slate for today, but ghost klezmer bands are reportedly a part of the Yudah Cohen series, so that has claimed a slot on the procrastination investigation itinerary.
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    Competence (15875 words) by ribbons

    Chapters: 1/1

    Fandom: England Series - K. J. Charles

    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

    Relationships: Archie Curtis/Daniel da Silva, Fenella Carruth/Patricia Merton

    Additional Tags: Attempted Sexual Assault, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Spies & Secret Agents, Gun Violence, Judaism, rescue lesbians, Edwardian Period, Homophobia, Olympics, Dragging Yeats, Canon Jewish Character, Snark, Feelings, Literary References & Allusions, Ageism, Yuletide New Year's Resolutions Challenge


    Summary:

    Sometimes friendship means telling people what they don’t want to hear. And sometimes it means laughing at and with them.

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    This essay was nowhere on my radar when I went to the eighth floor of the Central Library stacks this afternoon. I knew I was likely to haul back across campus more books than I'd come for, but I still absolutely blame Daniel da Silva and his banter with Archie Curtis about sonnets and Seurat:

    essay title

    Villis TOC

    The fic's at 5880 words, with at least four more scenes to go. Daniel's about to quote Robert Louis Stevenson to Fen. It may well be a darling to be killed, but in the meantime, have this beautiful bit of soundtrack:

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    [If you don't want to know anything about K.J. Charles's England World/Will Darling Adventures before reading them yourself, come back to this entry later. Since they're romance novels, I don't consider the mention of pairings = spoilers, especially given my lurid history of non-canonical shipping, but mileages do vary.]


    Many things are going well -- sometimes astonishingly so -- but I have nonetheless been moody and apprehensive AF for more than a month, because, oh, I'm me (hello past sins and persistent demons) and the world abounds with supremacists and traitors and airheads. Good God almighty on a rusty skewer.

    (The astonishing includes finally winning You Can't Win Jack, a tennis contest I'd been close-but-no-cigar in a number of times for more than a decade -- and you can tell I was moody off the charts because I didn't find out or see the congratulations for half a week, having silently taken a break from following either the second half of the USO or the forum.)

    What I am congratulating myself on this morning is knowing my wiring well enough to know that if I could simply get an England World drabble posted, that would appease the bunny-chasing part of my brain that was opening my fic-scribbling folder every hour and let me get on with the other things that have to be thinged before I dive into full-barreled canon review and research. It ended up being 400 words . . .

    Matter of Fact
    G, Archie/Daniel, post-canon, doting, no plot

    Until yesterday, the line I quote in the fic summary was arguably my favorite in Subtle Blood (hello, competence kink), but the one that has been ringing through my head the past two days is "You stupid bastard, you're true as steel." In Think of England, this speech may have been the first passage I bookmarked:


    “Thirdly, and this is the important one: dead men. Dead men under the sun of Jacobsdal or floating down the Thames at night. Dead and smashed in the seas off Beachy Head, or in lonely rooms with a gun falling from their hands, or in the next war because of the secrets that have been sold. The Armstrongs have left a trail of blood for their own enrichment, and I intend to bring them to justice. And I am quite sure that you will stand with me to do it, whatever else happens, because if you are a man to put personal concerns before duty, then I have lost my judgement.”


    "I intend to bring them to justice" is sharing the room in my brain that also has "Everyone who fought or resisted in World War I or II or the others had other things they could have done with their lives had it not been for supremacists, traitors, et al. Everyone who had the misfortune to be born in outright serfdom or slavery is a testament to the world being profoundly unfair" and "Your parents survived martial law and poverty. Get over yourself and get on with things."

    But since I am also an unconquerably frivolous and hedonistic soul, there is also the Yuletide Fandom Promo post to be vastly amused by (I started laughing at the very first one and didn't stop, and I had been warned in advance that someone had nominated Sotheran's Twitter, but still... *wipes tears from eyes*). It occurred to me this morning that Yuletide is much like RPGs for me -- I'm too much of a control freak and hot mess to participate as a regular, but I love the lead-up (building characters, aye; actually playing them, nay) and once in a blue beaverish moon popping in to serve a morsel of mayhem.

    Anyway, I've got to dedicate 14 hours to professional melodrama today (melodrama being the topic rather than the situation, fortunately), so off I go. I have a glass of water at hand and I slapped sunscreen on my face before sitting down, so that's at least two teensy steps toward getting back into a good groove.

    I'm also wearing my phone as a pedometer, because my employer is dangling gift card raffle entries as an incentive to get in 7,000 per day. Which has not been happening with me yet, but it is helpfully informative to see just how sedentary I currently am, and to plot how I'm going to fix that once the melodrama has been curtained off.
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    The sketch file for the side fic (e.g., the non-crossing-with-Wimsey canon filler I might actually have a prayer of posting before NYR 2021 closes) is nearly at 3,000 words, which is rather annoying given how I had sternly told myself to focus whole hog on the things for which my deadlines are non-negotiable as opposed to wholly optional no-one-is-expecting-this fluffing about.

    Of course, my brain has been pulling this stunt for decades, so I am not really surprised. Because, let's be frank, as much as I truly enjoy herding citations into compliance, there's the difference between black coffee and fine champagne (and I would feel bereft if my life could not include both), and so there's the pleasure of doggedly applying AMA style across a jumble of files that is most necessary (because it's related to a ton of money to be directed toward cancer research) that yet doesn't feel quite enough if I don't also carve out time to fashion fresh conversations among our England World friends (or, in the case of Daniel, the dishing out of snark and the deflecting of people shouting at him, with abundant reason for dishing and deflecting and especially the shouting). I can barely wait until I can flesh this out enough to share what's going on when I have Fen and Pat have this exchange:

    spoilers through 'How Goes the World?' under the cut )

    In other sparkling distractions, my re-immersion in Monteverdi has now extended to watching every instance of "Madama, con tua pace" to be found on YouTube. It's a brilliant, hilarious aria, and the interpretations range from classical and Louis XIV settings (with 1970s production values, which adds to the entertainment) to nordic-abstract and franco-grotesque riffs.


    1979 Harnoncourt/Ponnelle

    It doesn't hurt that philosophical musings typically make my own head ache, so I'm delighted to come across Monteverdi making fun of them. My favorite incarnation at the moment is Silvia Frigato's, which starts at around 52:15 at https://youtu.be/A7-99pvv8f4. It is so physically precise and so beautifully rude, especially her delicious laugh as the orchestra rips through the ciaccona.

    (I'm also delighted by this 2000 staging in Aix -- the page peeks in ca. 43:22 and starts sassing Seneca a minute later. Silvia's voice and technique are stronger to my ear, but this Seneca is freaking gorgeous, so there's that. . .)

    Chronic grousing aside, this self-inflicted mayhem is all to the good: the KJC plotbunnies are going to push me into reading more novels and histories (and Timon of Athens) sooner than I would otherwise, and I hit the piano yesterday and today to thump my way through parts of Poppea and Ulisse. Good times.
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    Due to various quantities of mishegoss in various areas of my life, I'd fully intended to sit out Yuletide this year. Didn't nominate, didn't sign up, didn't even bother reading many of the pinch-hit requests.

    Didn't unsubscribe from the list, though. Too much entertainment to be had when I do read the prompts, in part from never having heard of 95% of the fandoms (which are nonetheless snapped up right away by someone else, which seriously, truly makes me marvel at the sheer glorious breadth and abundance of fandom) and in part from sheer voyeuristic curiosity (which characters - especially secondary ones - are compelling enough for fans to plea for more stories? what kinds of stories are being asked for?).

    This, of course, is like a sushi junkie sitting in Masu for hours and thinking she'll just drink tea. Final tally: two pinch-hits and two Treats. To wit:

    [Haru wo Daiteita] No Life Save When the Swords Clash, for Snapelike [Yuletide letter]. Mochimune/Miysaka, Kikuchi/Onozuka, Sawa/Yukihito, Iwaki/Katou. Probably too much swearing and smooching to be worksafe. 7937 words.

    Writing this was a typical Ribbons fest experience in many respects. Day 1: "It's only a 1000 word minimum, so if I get stuck, I'll just write ten drabbles so that S. gets something." Day 2: "WAHHHH!" The fic pretty much ended up eating my head every spare moment and then some for eleven days, took 27+ drafts, and required an all-nighter to finish, but it was also fun as hell. Most important, it made S. laugh, and two other readers enthusiastically rec'd it.

    [Dar Williams - "Alleluia"] The Cafeteria's Got Everything, for Wasuremono [letter]. Magenta-haired angel/Narrator. 1888 words.

    Pinch-hit #314, posted the afternoon before pinch-hits were due. I claimed it before dinner, worked out the logistics in my head during choir rehearsal, and wrote the whole thing overnight, in-between bouts of wrestling with the Haru fic.

    [RPF - 18th/19th-century politics] Every Thing Necessary to Procure, for [personal profile] twtd [letter]. Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens. 342 words.

    So, it's around 6 a.m., and I'm thinking of grabbing a couple hours of sleep before starting prep for the birthday dinner I'm hosting that night, but first I need to come down from the high of finishing two stories, and the list of unfilled prompts has gone up, and - What!? Someone else has heard of John Laurens? SOMEONE ASKED FOR JOHN LAURENS FIC FOR YULETIDE???EEEEEEEEE!!!!

    (Ultimately, Kevin Conroy is to blame: he played Laurens in a 1980s miniseries about George Washington, and that was enough for me to trawl through dozens of books on the American Revolution, gathering up every shred of info I could on the guy, about whom I wrote one grade-school paper and one not-yet-ready-for-prime-time professional essay. Conroy's current claim to fame is as the voice of the animated Batman, and yes, now I really want a Dark Knight/Founding Fathers crossover in the worst way.)

    [Springsteen - "Thunder Road"] In Rags At Their Feet, for strangecobwebs [letter]. Mary and the guy with a guitar. 882 words.

    Back in grade school, a friend gave me a cassette with "Thunder Road" on it, and I danced across my bedroom countless times while it played on the boom box. From my window, I could see the huge Pentecostal church at the center of the subdivision. A couple hundred feet to the north, cattle farm. A couple hundred feet north of that, the road to my old school, so narrow and bumpy that riding the bus on it was like an amusement park ride (especially when the janitor subbed for the regular driver, a lady with a foot-high beehive who lived maybe six or eight houses away from mine).

    In short, it wasn't New Jersey (although I eventually dated someone from there, whose father's history students included Jon Bon Jovi), but I sure knew "stranded." Boy, did I know "stranded." Another friend told me I had the hugest smile out of everyone in the yearbook graduation group photo. And while all of this is way more background than anyone needs for "In Rags At Their Feet," it wouldn't be a stretch to say the years of feeling stranded has informed a good deal of what I write. And do.
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    General:

  • We spent Christmas evening at my parents-in-law's, where the shawl [personal profile] marginaliana had made for me was much admired, and I received the first volume of Love Control from my sibs-in-law, who had sent it in a box with other things for other members of the family. My mother-in-law said, "At first I thought the box was for us, but when I saw that, I figured I'd better look for a note explaining who was getting what."


  • Started James Turner's Rex Libris: I, Librarian over breakfast. Cover blurb: "The World's Favorite Kick-Ass Sesquepedalian Librarian!" There is an evil mastermind with cat. Evil masterminds with cats = happy Ribbons.


  • I had no intention of writing a fic yesterday. I blame geri-chan for the bunny-ambush that resulted in Present Understanding (Yoshizumi/Kenzaki, Haru wo Daiteita, PG, ~1025 words).


  • I made beef bourguignon for my father-in-law's birthday earlier in the week, and "garlicky beef daube" for lunch just now. And the nephews+niece gave the BYM a bag of peppermint chocolate bark. Nom nom nom.

    Yuletide:

    I'm reading very sporadically, and bookmarking anything over 5K for later (current powers of concentration = nil). With that caveat, the standouts for me so far:

    Haru wo Daiteita: Dust to Dust. 3273 words. Iwaki/Katou, with significant Yoshizumi and Mochimune. Make that awesome!Yoshizumi. This fills me with almost more glee than I know what to do with.

    FAKE: Things Moving and Known. 2404 words. Dee/Ryo, with a Bikky cameo that is full of win. Set a month after Like Like Love.

    Lord Peter Wimsey: The Sceptre at the Feast. 2784 words. Vignettes across the life of Viscount St. George. I especially felt that the author did well by Helen, which is not an easy ask.

    Brideshead Revisited: The Invisible Line. 1182 words. Charles and Cordelia meet after the war. A glimpse of different ways to love the lost.

    Brideshead Revisited: Gillyflowers. 1308 words. Charles and Sebastian. Sensual and heartbreaking.

    If on a Winter's Night a Traveler: I'm recommending the entire category, because they are all centered on a reader trying to access his/her Yuletide fic, and the comments on both the fest and fandom behavior in general are a collective hoot. If you are a fandom meta junkie, you must read these.


    A side note: There is Cambridge Latin Course fic (locked to archive members only). With a BDSM tag. Dude.

    Another side note: I am not yet clicking on the link to the massive Dr. Who/Lord Peter Wimsey Great War crossover out of sheer self-preservation, but I hear tell that it rocks the casbah, and that there is significant Bunter. (Is that a redundancy? Anyway, that'll be a treat for some afternoon when I'm not out of orange juice and marjoram...)
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    Happiness is snacking on homemade chocolate-covered orange peels (a gift handed to me last night after Lessons and Carols) and listening to the Beautiful Young Man laugh at a brutal video dissection of The Phantom Menace and making some gifts (baking, wrapping, writing...).

    I'm virtuously staying away from Yuletide until the first frenzy is over - the server's groaning under the load, and I'm that hoping whatever's ailing the comment function will get sorted out by the time I do start bingeing on reading this year's offerings. I did compulsively refresh isityuletideyet.com last night until I went to bed, just because it was making me giggle. ("Pssst... I see you shaking your presents!" "I can't tell you how much I wish I had put a hit counter on this damn thing." Etc.)

    Then again, it's not as if I'm caught up on any of the other fests, never mind my teetering stacks of offline reading. I admit part of me is simply eager to find out if and how some of the more brain-breaking requests got filled (for instance, Mardy's prompt for the "Total Eclipse of the Heart" video: Please oh please tell me what in the name of dancing ninjas is going on in this thing, and /why/? ).

    In the meantime, though, there's a ficlet to finish and cranberry bread to bake. Happy feast-day, y'all, if feasting you be.
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    I have neither the chops nor the time to do it justice, but Lyra Sena's prompt just tickles me no end:


    Herman Melville/Nathaniel Hawthorne
    Any slashy-vibe fic with Hawthorne and Melville would be lovely. If you could work in Melville's ridiculous ennui and Hawthorne's obliviousness, that would be awesome.


    (From the master list of 2009 requests. Yuletide Madness is currently open to anyone with an A03 account and closes sometime this afternoon or evening.)
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    (1) meretricula's
    four reasons Roger Federer wished the Japanese Davis Cup team would fall into a really deep hole (and one reason they weren't that bad after all)
    . Tennis RPS / Prince of Tennis crossover, 2800 words, absolutely hysterical, and with mentions of the Spanish Davis Cup team as well. Its opening lines:


    To be fair, Roger actually liked playing Echizen. The kid was good, he was getting better all the time, and the stretch of trying to beat him was satisfying. The problem was that whenever he played Echizen, he would almost inevitably have to talk to Echizen, and as soon as the brat started speaking Roger felt an extremely uncharitable urge to punch him in the mouth. Since Echizen was seventeen years old and less than five and a half feet tall, Roger thought that this might be problematic for his reputation.


    (2) There's a teacher in Nevada seeking donations in order to purchase a gyotaku (rubber fish) printmaking set for her students.

    (2a) The anonymous donor from LJ's fandom-of-one comm is still making contributions to charity in honor of New Year's Resolution fic. She or he donated $5 to the rubber fish project in honor of Deserving. This has made me ridiculously happy, as did his/her earlier donation to a tennis-equipment-for-kids project (now fully funded) in honor of Interrobang.

    (2b) [blatant hinting] There are still 3625 prompts up for grabs at the Yuletide archive. You do not have to be a previous participant to play. You do not claim a prompt - you simply submit the story when it is done. (You do have to write the story specifically for NYR, and it has to be 1000 words minimum.) The open prompts currently include one for Harudaki (*cough* - yeah, it's mine) and others for Three Investigators, Bujold, the a-ha "Take on Me" video, and a bajillion manga/anime titles I've never even heard of...

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