a birthday drabble for ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
naomichana
11/9/05 00:15bronze_ribbonsHere's wishing you lots of chocolate and books!
100 words, gen, HP, with a bit of help from Joyce...
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"I don't get the fuss," said Harry. "It's just barbecue."
He suddenly found himself the target of seventeen scandalized glares:
"Just barbecue!?"
"That's like saying 'it's just football!'"
"Or calling a Krispy Kreme 'any old donut!'"
"Girl, I thought I told you not to bring home any more morons."
"He's not my moron, he's just a moron."
"Merlin," Ron whispered. "Are Southerners all this intense?"
A woman in an orange dress cut in:
And she continued, "Stop that gaping, hon, and pass the hush puppies."
100 words, gen, HP, with a bit of help from Joyce...
_ _ _
"I don't get the fuss," said Harry. "It's just barbecue."
He suddenly found himself the target of seventeen scandalized glares:
"Just barbecue!?"
"That's like saying 'it's just football!'"
"Or calling a Krispy Kreme 'any old donut!'"
"Girl, I thought I told you not to bring home any more morons."
"He's not my moron, he's just a moron."
"Merlin," Ron whispered. "Are Southerners all this intense?"
A woman in an orange dress cut in:
Ruling one's life by common sense
How can one fail to be intense?
And she continued, "Stop that gaping, hon, and pass the hush puppies."