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bronze_ribbonsFor you, a Harry/Draco drabble. May this new year (and the New Year) bring you plenty of sparkly and smutty delights. :-)
"Must you make a mountain out of every molehill, Malfoy?"
"This is not a mountain, Potter. It is merely a fucking mess."
"Oh, good Godric, are you a wizard or not?" Harry slashed the air with his wand and the chocolate souffle reinflated.
"Unlike gormless Gryffindors," Draco growled, "I don't usually have to cheat with charms to produce a perfect dessert."
"Oh?" Harry raised his eyebrows. "I suppose your stunt last night with the Quick-Lube spell wasn't cheating?"
Draco's scowl smoothed out into a smug smile. "Of course not. That a long wooden spoon was handy was mere, sheer fortunestance."
"Must you make a mountain out of every molehill, Malfoy?"
"This is not a mountain, Potter. It is merely a fucking mess."
"Oh, good Godric, are you a wizard or not?" Harry slashed the air with his wand and the chocolate souffle reinflated.
"Unlike gormless Gryffindors," Draco growled, "I don't usually have to cheat with charms to produce a perfect dessert."
"Oh?" Harry raised his eyebrows. "I suppose your stunt last night with the Quick-Lube spell wasn't cheating?"
Draco's scowl smoothed out into a smug smile. "Of course not. That a long wooden spoon was handy was mere, sheer fortunestance."