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[bronze_ribbons]

From the New York Times review of Goblet of Fire, in which Manohla Dargis goes all a-glow over Ralph Fiennes's performance:

His Voldemort may be the greatest screen performance ever delivered without the benefit of a nose; certainly it's a performance of sublime villainy.

All of a sudden, I have a mad, mad urge to slash Voldemort with Cyrano de Bergerac.


(I'm also studiously ignoring a desire to pair Sir Impey Biggs with a certain Viennese lyric soprano, even though I've now cast Mr. Fiennes in my head as "the handsomest man in England..." and want to linger therein. I mean, Sir Impey raises canaries in his spare time -- think of the possibilities!)

Ahem. In the meantime, there's a Molly and Bunter ficlet (gen) now up at placet, to which aunty_marion has responded with a clerihew. :-)