Ten Teas (MM, SS, SS/RL) - 1/10

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I may regret this, but xanthophyllippa posted a list, and the list set loose a wee drabble-bunny. Ten of them, in fact. We'll see. More to come...


"10. A hot, but not obscene, Snape icon." 100 words, G, post-War.

When Snape caught sight of the icon, propped in the middle of the tea table, he was so appalled he accidentally scorched the crumpet he'd been toasting. "Minerva, what the devil is that?"

"Isn't it fetching? Sinistra picked it up during her visit to Durmstrang."

Lupin was eyeing it appreciatively. "It's amazing how sexy some of those ancient saints were..."

Hermione choked on her tea. Minerva smiled indulgently. "There is an unmistakable resemblance, I agree."

Snape's scowl deepened. "You've all been smoking Sprout and Longbottom's latest experiment."

Lupin murmured into his ear, "Tried it. Not nearly as head-spinning as you."


ETA: Part 2

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A couple other recent MM and SS vignettes:
"I could be martyr'd"
"Fortification"


Plot-hydra update -- the end is almost in sight! Only a handful of heads left to lop off...