Perhapxicoinage IV

Some of you scare me, but in a good way. ;-)


asswinder: a fic where the participants in a sexual act appear to be advanced yoga participants.

Example:

Remus threw his legs over his shoulders as Sirius leant down to kiss him. Sirius stroked his arse and then took him, so forcefully that Remus had to grab hold of Sirius' thighs to keep from being tossed from the swing.
A: * tries to act this out - throws out back *
B: Give it up--it's a real asswinder. [busaikko]

Aura: the glow of confidence surrounding successful Dark Wizard hunters. [aunty_marion]


Blackening: the process of turning a character into an abusive, cheating, evil monster in his/her actions toward and/or relationship with the character of your choice, paving the way for the other character of your choice to sweep in and save the other in a schmoopy explosion of H/C. [pixychelle]

codepiece: what you see when html sticks out where it shouldn't. [word/situation by busaikko, definition by bronze_ribbons]

Hercumstance / hercumstantial: the fortuitous appearance of an OFC who charges in to save the day/fall in love with Remus/Tonks/Snape/Hermione/Harry/whoever. Sircumstance / sircumstantial is the OMC equivalent. [aunty_marion]

Luna Lovegod: a Ravenclaw makeover success. [nimbus1944]

Lunatic: rapid flickering of the eyelids after a conversation with Lovegood. [nimbus1944]

Pevensives: a Narnian Pensieve. [aunty_marion]

Scorn: any sex scene where scars have erotic utility.
Example:: "The sensation of lips gently brushing over the mark on his forhead sent unexpected shivers of lust down Harry's spine..." [lomedet]

Squibbler: Filch's favorite newspaper. [nimbus1944]

Shortwave: derisive term for a young wand-wielder. [nimbus1944]

sum-Mary-Sues: defilers of "cannon." [aunty_marion]

Voldemortified: a DE's shame in having to witness Riddle's pitiful attempts to kill Harry. [nimbus1944]

Wanderlust: Ollivander's secret desires. [nimbus1944]

WIMPreg: genre featuring wizards rendered completely OC by hormone-induced soppiness. [bronze_ribbons]

WIPlash: the injury caused (to social life, health, sanity) by a WIP that one is slogging through.
Example: "I wonder if all this forgetfulness is caused by WIPlash from my 35000+ word story-in-progress...." [busaikko -- hang in there, hon!]


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