*horrified admiration*

I've written some wrong things in my time (Heffalump/Snape, Anne of Green Gables/Lupin noncon, etc.) but nothing, nothing nowhere near as wrong as Why Sex Ed Should Stay in Schools (by an anon chez Yuletide). Sesame Street; primarily Ernie/Bert NC17 dubcon.

Excerpt: "Do penises like oatmeal?" If they did, Bert thought, surely they couldn't be too bad.