eggplant!Slytherin sighting! (and a subsequent fit of nostalgia)

Via snottygrrl: LJ-red_rahl's Ripe for the Taking. Featuring, in the artist's words, "Eggplant!Draco/Tomato!Harry, Vaguely-Snape-looking!Avocados (the pervy bastards)."

...which naturally prompted me to revisit karasu_hime illustration of frottage with eggplant!Snape and carrot!Lupin in the comments of pixychelle's "Through the Looking Glass" (part 4). [The entry is locked to the LJ-pervy_werewolf comm; however, there's an unlocked follow-up sketch of veggie!Snupin + onion!Chelle at Chelle's LJ.]

[And if you're a fan of Snupin and/or cracktasticness who hasn't read "Through the Looking Glass" yet, it's available at Journalfen - click "4" for the eggplant/carrot, "9" for the Squid/Willow!Snupin BDSM (yes, it was written for me), and the outtake for Snape's explanation for why the Death Eaters stopped playing D&D.]

[There are also crocheted eggplant/carrots bouncing around in Snupindom, thanks to stasia. (I'm out of time this morning, so no link here, but I did glimpse photos of them a while back and they were adorable.)]

oh, saints and styluses, I thought I'd escaped it this year

*stares with dismay at the sentence I've just written*

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM AND WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW?

Send plot-hatchets. Fic eating head. *whimper*


ETA 1:11 a.m.: 669 words tonight. Go me! *wipes drops of blood off brow and falls into bed*