ha! I'm down with the last three, at least... ;-)

[bronze_ribbons]

In 2012, bronze_ribbons resolves to...

Give up les enfoires.
Eat more pierce pettis.
Ask my boss for a fake.
Start a fedal fund.
Connect with my inner marginaliana.
Get back in contact with some old tennis.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

[Via salinea]