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[bronze_ribbons]

Yep, it's Snupin Santa season chez Maison Ribbons. Every year something like this happens:

Me, to the plotbunny: So, lessee, I think I'll have you start here, and hop over to that spot I've marked Point A, and the idea will be for you to end up somewhere in the vicinity of Point D. Point B, though -- haven't quite got a grip on that yet. Mind the chickenwire at Point C.

Plotbunny: *wriggles tip of left ear toward point between Point B and Point C with a hint of suggestiveness*

Me: Oh? Hm, yeah, that might be fun. And I could *scribble, scribble* and have Snape say *scribble scribble* and then--

Plotbunny: *suddenly nails a spectacular vault over the chickenwire*

Me: Oh, saints, how I am supposed to fit that in?

Plotbunny: *thumps emphatically in place*

Me: *hurriedly typing interlibrary loan request* I am not a wuss, but you are a pain in the ass. You're lucky you're also cute.

Comments

[inkgeist.insanejournal.com]

Sounds adorable! Mine usually gang up on me.

Inkgeist, doing her chemistry homework, sees a cute little black bunny wearing a santa hat out of the corner of her eye. She keeps on doing homework, the bunny hops closer. Ingeist reaches for the slash notebook and the bunny simultaneously, but the bunny hops off, and all of a sudden a fuzzy brown bunny has her by the ankle. She never sees where the black one hopped off to, but recovers just in time to nab the brown one.