from the Dept. of Real Life Sauce

Or, "Oho, so that's what's under Dumbledore's robes!" From a 2006 profile of Jeremy Irons:

He filmed some Pinter pieces in Turin with Michael Gambon and ended up having a conversation in the back of a taxi about body piercing and tattooing. "I adore Michael. He said, 'Yeah, I've never had a piercing but I've got "Laddo" tattooed on my cock. When it's erect it spells Llandudno!'"

[Sadly, this is completely unrelated to anything I am supposed to be working on, but I needed a break from the current batch of endnotes, even though I have been cheerily answering "Syphilis!" when asked what I'm currently dealing with. (The life of a copyeditor, it is not dull.)]