two really quick SnuSa recs

These both had lines that made me laugh out loud, and they're under 6K:

Then Again, Maybe "I Do"
Author's summary: Remus and Severus are getting married during a major holiday--for very different reasons. (Also, they find out that Hermione Granger is a zealous and alarming wedding planner.)
Rating: PG
Among the things Ribbons enjoyed: Minerva telling Severus, "You sound like every bad prologue to those romances you confiscate from your students."

The Inverse of Hormesis
Author's summary: An improbable meeting in a Muggle bookshop leads Snape and Lupin to re-evaluate one another.
Rating: R
Among the things Ribbons enjoyed: Slow burn, dry narration, droll moments, and exchanges like these:

"What was wrong with my summary?" Lupin said, taking a seat by the fire and indicating that Severus should do the same.

"Everything," Severus replied curtly.

"A bit more specificity would help," Lupin said, with a trace of a smile.

pssst...

I know at least one of you would kill me if I didn't make sure you were aware that Katharine Kerr is offering several signed editions of her work (including the rare Polar City Nightmare) in the helpvera auction that's up until 20 December.

I also know that one of you would probably kill me if I purchased this cat-shooter for your partner. I'm still tempted, because seeing it made me laugh out loud, but there's also about twenty other things I could get for them, so I'll probably play it a bit safer. The list of people who want to throttle me is long enough as it is. ;-)