rec: "Through the Looking Glass, part 4"

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Even if you haven't read the first three parts, you need to read pixychelle's latest right now. (Excepting natalieann and other auberginephobes, that is.) Eggplant!Snape and carrot!Lupin, R. Here's how it starts:

Despite the tangle of emotions that he had just left and the shame he knew he should be experiencing at his pathetic outburst, Severus felt calm and cool. Quite chilled, actually. There were few things more peaceful than an eggplant, after all.

A carrot turned toward him. "Do I even want to know what this one is about?"

Apparently, the Legilimentic connection from the previous book had somehow continued into this one. An unsettling notion, but the alternative was that vegetables were natural telepaths, and Severus was well-acquainted with choosing the lesser of two evils.

Still can't breathe from laughing. I think it's time to go recline with one of my cookbooks...